well in houston when there are helicopters swarming the area one tends to get nervous, since this is a sign of:

1) police looking for dangerous fugitive
2) potential hostile takeover from terrorists

but in london on a friday night it can only mean:
helicopter tours

ok now i can sleep easy.

i’m trying to find the source (or a closer access point) of the signal that I occasionally access via my hotel room. it was a “good” quality signal in front of the pub next to the hotel so i did the logical thing and went in to investigate. 🙂

too bad. the signal is completely gone but i picked up a new one… “low” quality but it works… and yum the pint of Oranjeboom (yep that’s how it’s spelt*) isn’t bad at all…

*and “spelt” is really spelt “spelt” here, not spelled “spelled” as in over there…

today’s intensive online research yields the following information:

gov’t safety info for americans
* http://travel.state.gov/acs.html

promising sites for grade-school research
* http://www.parentcentre.gov.uk/

* http://www.schoolsnet.com

* http://www.expatagency.com/click on “Education” button

* http://www.uk-yankee.com/schools.php

promising sites for americans living in or moving to the uk
* one of my favorite info sites for americans living in the uk switched from free access to fee-based access. grrr.

* http://www.naconnect.com/Links_Resources.htm

* http://www.usembassy.org.uk/cons_web/acs/ukentry/family-uk.htm

* http://www.expatagency.com/ click on “Keyfacts” and “Housing” buttons

* http://www.reloburo.com/uk_information/american.shtml

tips for walking in the london crowds (most are just good tips in any place with more than 3 people walking anywhere):

1) find the biggest, fastest person and stay closely behind him if you are both travelling the same direction.

2) when following the person mentioned in the previous tip, switch people periodically or you’ll spook the poor guy.

3) when departing the railway, find a large, immobile object and stand close to it while adjusting your coat, scarf, briefcase, etc. DON’T stand in the middle of everyone that is moving around you to make the adjustments.

4) same goes for looking wildly around for the signs that point to the next rail line or the “Way Out”.

5) when walking, lead to the left. you may bump into someone or another at times but at least you can say that you’re following the rule of the road… which leads to the next tip:

6) nearly everyone here comes from somewhere else. especially when you bump into others in the railway. since social mores and attitudes differ from culture to culture, be conservative and practice the (hard for us americans) skill of not looking around whenever someone enters the rail car. to us americans, it’s considered part of a normal appraisal process. to londoners it’s considered gawking and brings attention to both the viewer and the viewee. not good.

7) you can smile and nod to indians and the french and they’ll smile back and may even cut up a bit if you share a common funny experience (like losing your balance when the train moves about and flailing wildly into the air for the grab bar). don’t expect a response from anyone else. they’re not being rude — they’re just trying not to embarass the both of you. see previous point.

8) don’t carry bulky big black briefcases with you on the railways. that sets off all kinds of security alarms. you’ll soon have an entourage of uniformed guards casually stolling past you. on the plus side, the added security presence scares off the pickpockets.

9) when you bump into someone or are in someone’s way, DON’T say “excuse me” or “pardon me”. doing so will announce the fact that you’ve just farted. say, “sorry” instead.

for some unknown gift from Providence i am able to hook into a random signal from my hotel room that sometimes provides access… signal is weak and transmission speed is low but it’s live and that’s what counts!

now i can do online homework on the local schools for the kids…