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Peekie boo

Grandboy is running around the house, running and diving behind furniture, then coming out saying, “ah man…”

When asked what he’s doing, the response is, “I playing Hide and Zeke”.

He doesn’t know who Zeke is, either. Although, living in Texas, he’s bound to run into one eventually

Superman and the magical dolphin

Grandboy (holding up some legos pressed together): What is this?

Me: Ummm, ah. It’s a magical dolphin.

Grandboy: NO gwumpa it’s a piece. For a CAR.

Me: Ok.

Grandboy (holding the Piece. For a CAR up again): Gwumpa what is this?

Me: Ummm, ah. It’s a magical dolphin.

Grandboy (distraught) GWUMPA. No you day dat again and I’ll be super mad.

Me: WHAT? You’ll be Superman?! And beat up bad guys? All riiiight!

Grandboy: AHHHHH. GWUMPA!


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Blessings!

Grandboy (from the other room): Achoo

Me (walking in unawares, as I hadn’t heard him sneeze)

Grandboy (scowling)

Me: (puzzled look)

Grandboy: GWUMPA. I sneezed but you no say “Bless you”.  It flew away now.

Me: Ah. That’s ok, you can get blessings at any time.  Bless you!

Grandboy (smiling): Yay thank you gwumpa now say “bless you” to the dog please.  Him sneezed yesterday.


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Important lessons

My daughter is teaching her son two of the most important things I can share with her: 1. How to say ” Thank you” with a grateful heart and 2. How to speak up and lead others when they are failing to do the right thing.

All the reading, riting and rithmetic is valuable, but understanding the first two lessons is key to actually making the world a little bit better.  😀


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Monkeys and cars

Grandboy: Those people, they, they all driving cars.

Me: Yep, they are all driving cars.

Grandboy: Why they driving cars?

Me:  Dunno.  Maybe they are getting food or going to work or seeing friends.

Grandboy: Monkeys don’t drive cars.

Me: Nope.  Monkeys don’t drive cars.  Why not?

Grandboy: Cuz they will crash the cars and hurt people. [BOOM SCREECH] AAAUGH!!!!

Me:  Hm.  YOU don’t drive cars.

Grandboy: No I don’t drive cars, gwumpa [makes face, rolls eyes]

Me: Then you must be a monkey.

Grandboy: NO GWUMPA I a boy.  I a boy not a monkey.

Me: You like bananas.  Monkeys like bananas, and don’t drive cars.

Grandboy.  GWUMPA now my head is hurting.  No more talking please…


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Honky Donkey

“O be careful or you’ll fall down.”

“Yah gwumpa like Honky Donkey.”

(huh?)

“You know, Honkey Donkey he fall down and and he, no one could put him together again.”

“O, THAT Honkey Donkey…”

“Yah he fall down, like this” (falls down and makes a broken face) “and then you have to bury me because I’ll be stinky like Spidey*.

“Pe-you you’re already stinky, Honkey Donkey.”

* (Spidey was a hermit crab who met his crabby maker not too long ago).


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Because it’s fun

Someday I’ll regret answering the grandboy with the answer “Because it’s fun” when i can’t be bothered to provide a proper answer.

Karma’s gonna have fun then 😛


“Why you wiping the table, gwumpa?”

 “Because the table is wet.”
 
“Why the table is wet, gwumpa?”
 
“Because I spilled my coffee.”
 
“Why, why why you spill coffee?”
 
“I don’t know. I was clumsy.”
 
“Why you clumsy gwumpa?”
 
(I’ve used the “Because I’m old” argument in the past and was in a mood)
 
“Because it’s fun.”
 
“Ahhhh ok, ok gwumpa”
 
(I saw this being filed away for future reference and my karma-sense kicked into full tilt)

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