Grandboy: A while ago a girl at school introduced me to her friend as “her boyfriend”
Me (raised eyebrow): Hmmm?
Grandboy (quickly): But I really wasn’t her boyfriend and said “hey I’m not your boyfriend” and she was like “yah, he’s a friend who is a boy”. Isn’t that weird how boy friend” and “boyfriend” sound so much alike?
Me: Maybe she really wanted you to be her boyfriend…
Grandboy (lightbulb moment): …ooo yahhh and she was testing me to see if I would say yes I AM her boyfriend!
Me: Girls can be tricky
Grandboy: …but can’t trick ME
Me: Well someday you MAY be someone’s boyfriend so you’d better be a good one.
Grandboy: But THAT day wasn’t the day! Whew I barely escaped with my LIFE
