Grandboy: Sometimes I’m scared of things.

Me: Like what?

Grandboy: I don’t like to say their names, because, you know, I’ll start worrying about them.

Me: It’s ok. I’m scared of things too.

Grandboy: REALLY? Like what.. o you probably don’t want to say.

Me: It’s ok I can say it.

Grandboy: You CAN? You’re brave. What’s scares you?

Me: Reckless tax spending and a federal gov’t that’s out of control.

Grandboy: I meant like zombies.

Me: Yes it’s the same thing, boy.