Taught the grandboy how to operate the zero-turn riding mower today.

He thinks I’m being a fun grandpa.

I’m planning for my yard care replacement, haha

Grandboy (as we’re cutting down trees on Minecraft): Grandpa, tell me a Dad Joke

Me: I WOOD if I knew any

Grandboy: Ha that’s a good one!

Me (waving my axe in the air): But first I have to AXE this tree a question

Grandboy: Aaugh grandpa

Me (collecting the lumber I’ve cut): I know what time it is. It’s TREEt-hurty in the afternoon

Grandboy: Now you’re hurting my soul, grandpa