Me: … so you can choose to be happy. No one can make you happy.

Grandboy: Just like I can choose to be angry. Right? I can choose that too?

Me: Yep. And you can choose what to do with your anger. There’s a lot of energy that comes with anger.

Grandboy: Well, hmm (thinking out loud) ten percent, ten percent I’d use for physical training. Like running or punching bags. Then thirty percent I’d use to help people, like putting groceries in their cars or cleaning their yard. Then twenty more percent would be for learning things because I’d have a lot of energy still. That’s over half my anger gone. Then twenty more for teaching people how to do things when they are angry. That leaves twenty percent left for me to play games that let my anger out.

Me: That’s a really interesting plan.

Grandboy: So…(calculating) that’s 30% used for my own stuff and 70% used to help other people. I think that’s ok.

Me: I think that would work.

Grandboy: But I’m just a kid. When I’m a adult I might change my mind. I don’t know everything yet.

Me: Well it’s perfectly fine to adjust your plans as you get new information. Time for sleep now.

Grandboy: Yah and we can play Minecraft in the morning, right?

Me: Yep. New adventures tomorrow

I may have done a very good or a very bad thing.

Grandboy was fantasizing about a combo washer & dryer invention. After he finished describing it I told him he needed to write down the idea on paper so other people would know he came up with the idea. The word “patent” was mentioned…

He immediately grasped the idea of monetizing intellectual property. He said he’d let the people who made the things keep 1 out of every 10 dollars because, “you know, it WAS my idea but it would be selfish of me to keep all the money”.

We kept driving for a bit and then another idea hit him.

Grandboy: Hey grandpa!

Me: Hm?

Grandboy: I can alsoly come up with an invention for the MILITARY and the government would have to give me money for my idea. They have a lot of money and that would last a long time, right grandpa?

Me: Well, we’ll see about that

— later, as we’re getting out of the truck

Grandboy: O grandpa I came up with the idea of opening the truck door for me so now you have to pay me FIFTEEN DOLLARS

Me: Well that’s not how it works, boy. First it has to be an idea for something someone can make. Then you gotta…

Grandboy: DOOR HANDLES

Me: …gotta WRITE IT DOWN BOY. And you have make sure someone else hasn’t already owned the patent. That’s why writing and reading is so important. You’ll get to ‘rithmetic once you’re counting all your money.

Texas grandboy is over for a bit so of course it’s time to break out grandpa meal… I’ve ice cream and “The Greatest Cookies in the World”

But shhhh don’t tell mamasan