Grandboy: …and THIS guy, his name is Claws, he fights off the bad guys with his huge CLAWS. When he’s done there’s nothing left.

Me: Claus? Isn’t he the guy who gives presents to good kids?

Grandboy: O no grandpa, that’s SANTA Claus. He’s a different guy.

Me: Maybe he’s the same guy, and his Claws come out at night when the bad kids are acting up.

Grandboy: Yah that makes sense.

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(Apologies to mamasan. I can’t help it sometimes)