Grandboy (explaining something he created on Minecraft): …and this guy, he’s a big one. That’s because he’s the LEADER of the team. And he’s STRONG. Don’t get me started on the leader…

Me: O really? And why not?

Grandboy: Well, it’s because he… (continues for about 15 mins talking about THE LEADER)

Me: …

Grandboy: … and then that’s all.

Me: Ah. So did I get you started on THE LEADER?

Grandboy: Nah. (Thinks a bit) Well, may be you DID get me started. But just a little bit.

Grandboy: …and THIS guy, his name is Claws, he fights off the bad guys with his huge CLAWS. When he’s done there’s nothing left.

Me: Claus? Isn’t he the guy who gives presents to good kids?

Grandboy: O no grandpa, that’s SANTA Claus. He’s a different guy.

Me: Maybe he’s the same guy, and his Claws come out at night when the bad kids are acting up.

Grandboy: Yah that makes sense.

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(Apologies to mamasan. I can’t help it sometimes)