Grandboy: Grandpa are you afraid of heights?

Me: No, I rather like high places.

Grandboy: Wow. You LIKE heights? It doesn’t bother you to look down?

Me: Nope.

Grandboy: So what DOES bother you?

Me: Drops. Falling bothers me. There’s a big difference between being up high and leaving the high place quickly.

Grandboy: Grandpa, how did you get your golly stones?

Me: My what?

Grandboy: Your golly stones. You know, the ones that made you go to the hospital.

Me: O you mean my gall stone.

Grandboy: Yah your golly stones. How did you get them?

Me: I don’t know. I don’t think we know what causes them.

Grandboy: Did you touch something like at work or outside? That could have caused them.

Me: Nope. Nothing I touched caused it.

Grandboy: But how do you KNOW that? You said we don’t know what causes them.

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Doctor or lawyer. Or technical analyst. He’s on a path here 😁