Ow my spirit
Grandboy (frustrated with weeding and smacks the weeding tool on the ground): Aaagh
Me: Please don’t smack the tool on the ground. You’ll break the tool.
Grandboy: BUT YOU’RE BREAKING MY SPIRIT
Me: Ah I see.
Keep asking ’til you get the answer you want
Grandboy (about 20 mins into a 2 hour break from electronic entertainment): Has it been 2 hours yet?
Me: No.
Grandboy (digging up another weed): Yes?
Me: No.
Grandboy: How long has it been?
Me: About 20 minutes.
Grandboy: Two hours?
Me: No.
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He’s been studying debate at his grandmother’s house again, I see