Lady on video game: If you’ll take my hand, your majesty, we’ll make our way there.

Me: But if he takes her hand, she’ll have only one left.

Grandboy (puzzled): Huh? (gets the dad joke) Ah grandpa that’s just something people say when they mean, “Come hold my hand”.

Me: Hm. Maybe people should say what they mean.

Grandboy: It’s just called ‘manners’ grandpa. That’s when you say the right thing even if it’s not what you mean.