Grandboy (playing Forza Horizon and looking at cars to play): Oooo grandpa that car looks SICK

Me: Ah I hope he feels better soon.

Grandboy: Ya.. huh?

Me: That car. I hope he gets better from the sickness.

Grandboy: O no that means they’re COOL. Not like (cough cough) sick.

Me: It’s not cool to be sick.

Grandboy: Yah, it’s not cool to be (penny drops) hey you know that’s just a SAYING, right? Not like really sick. Just like COOL.

Me: Because when you’re sick you’ve got a fever and that’s opposite of cool.

Grandboy: Grandpa.

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Better quit while I’m ahead. Angering the boy isn’t sick.