Hope it doesn’t hurt
Grandboy: Grandpa, you’ll live a long time.
Me: I hope so.
Grandboy: But when you DO die, it won’t hurt, will it?
Me: I don’t know.
Grandboy: WHAT?!? YOU DON’T KNOW IF IT’LL HURT???!!?
Me: Yep. Depends on how it happens. I might get in a car crash. Or just die nicely in my sleep when I’m very old.
Grandboy: Or get eaten by a dinosaur.
Me: Yep. That’s in the realm of possibility.
Grandboy: Or get eaten by a zombie.
Me: Yep. That too.
Grandboy (giggling): Or get eaten by BEES
Me: Ok, that’s enough of THAT bit.
Grandboy: I hope it won’t hurt when you die.
Me: Me too.
Grandboy: Because then you can’t enjoy it.
Me: That’s so true. I hope I enjoy it.