Hope it doesn’t hurt

Grandboy: Grandpa, you’ll live a long time. 

Me: I hope so.

Grandboy: But when you DO die, it won’t hurt, will it?

Me: I don’t know.

Grandboy: WHAT?!? YOU DON’T KNOW IF IT’LL HURT???!!?

Me: Yep. Depends on how it happens. I might get in a car crash. Or just die nicely in my sleep when I’m very old.

Grandboy: Or get eaten by a dinosaur.

Me: Yep. That’s in the realm of possibility.

Grandboy: Or get eaten by a zombie.

Me: Yep. That too.

Grandboy (giggling): Or get eaten by BEES

Me: Ok, that’s enough of THAT bit.

Grandboy: I hope it won’t hurt when you die.

Me: Me too.

Grandboy: Because then you can’t enjoy it.

Me: That’s so true. I hope I enjoy it.