Grandboy: AUUUUGH DON’T DO WHAT I DID

Me: What did you do?

Grandboy (wiping his face): I blew into this can of powdered candy. The powder comes out and all over EVERYTHING

Me: Heh I’ve done that before.

Grandboy: Really? You’ve done something dumb before?

Me: O yes I have. Don’t forget to wipe up that mess, boy.