Grandboy: Hey Gwumpa whatcha doin’?

Me: Resting my head in the table.

Grandboy: Why?

Me: I’m just a little tired, that’s all

Grandboy (sounding like his mamasan): GWUMPA you need to REST. Your body needs REST. Go back to bed.

Me: …

Grandboy: Hey Gwumpa, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but it’s NIGHTTIME. The sun is down so let’s go to sleep. C’mon!

Me (looking up at the window): Boy, it’s bright outside and 7:30 in the morning.

Grandboy: Use YOUR IMAGINATION