Grandboy (ankle deep in mud, water hose spraying a rainbow into the air): BWAHAHAHAHA

Me: …

Grandboy (kicking a toy car out of the deep mudhole he created from the hose spray): AND THAT MY FRIEND IS THAT

Me:…

Grandboy (aiming the hose along the cement patio, splattering mud everywhere)

Me: What are you doing?

Grandboy: I’M THE KING OF THE OCEAN. I’M FLOODING THE TRI-STATE AREA

Me: Ok king, but don’t forget to get your cars out of that hole. Once the mud dries, you aren’t going to find them again.

Grandboy: YES THE KING HAS A GOOD ADVISOR. BWAHAHAHA (more rainbows fill the sky)