Grandboy: AAAUGH!!!

Me: What are you doing?!

Grandboy: This rolling pin landed on my back.

Me: Boy, I’ve never seen a rolling pin involved in so much activity in one weekend. I need to put that thing up.

Grandboy: It’s ok, it’s not the rolling pin’s fault. It was GRAVITY.

Me: Well you know what I’m not allowing here on your next visit. GRAVITY. That’s causing a lot of problems.