Grandboy (holding my rolling pin): Gwumpa what’s this thing?

Me: It’s a rolling pin. You can use that to make cookies.

Grandboy: Or smack bad guys (gives a noisy demonstration)

Me: Or do both.

Grandboy (stops, thinks): O yah I can MAKE cookies, then GIVE them to the bad guys so they’ll be too busy to be bad.

Me: There you go.

Grandboy: And THEN I smack them while they’re eating.

Me: Oi boy. You’re not getting my vote as police chief.