There’s an app for that

(We watch an advert for a phone app that scans one’s surroundings to warn if one is going to trip over something)

Grandboy: Wow that’s a cool idea.

Me: I have an app that works even better than that. Want to see it?

Grandboy: SURE

Me (pull out my phone): Watch carefully. (Open the screen)

Grandboy (leans over): Let me see.

Me (push button to close the screen): It’s called the “Put yer phone in yer pocket when walking” app.

Grandboy: Ahhhhh I get it.

Me: And your phone doesn’t even have to be on when you use it. That’s what makes it better than the one we just saw. Nothing’s so important that you have to be moving while you’re reading your phone.

Grandboy: You should tell people.

Me: I might just do that, boy…