Grandboy: (Looking at a toy on a game he’s playing) Hey that’s a Pokemon.

Me: A POKEMON?!?! How do you know what a Pokemon is?

Grandboy: Gwumpa. I know what a Pokemon is. I’ve seen Pokemon Go.

Me: Oh. Where did they go?

Grandboy: (shrugs his shoulders) Everywhere. Like a disaster, gwumpa

This passes for modern conversations, haha