A couple of honkeys

Grandboy (honking a bicycle horn repeatedly in the house): GWUMPA STOP (HONK) ME I CAN’T STOP (HONK) HONKING THIS (HONK) HORN!!!

Me: You can stop yourself.

Grandboy: NO I (HONK) CAN’T YOU HAVE (HONK) TO STOP ME

Me: Nope. You have to figure it out on your own. Someday I won’t be here to stop you from honking that horn and it’ll be too late for you to learn.

Grandboy: GWUMPA

Me: Figure it out. (Later)

Grandboy: I did it Gwumpa. I’m not honking the horn any more!

Me (takes the horn) (HONK)

Grandboy: GWUMPA