Me: Hey come on in and see something cool

Grandboy: Is it a new GAME?

Me: Nope

Grandboy: Is it a new PUPPY?

Me: Nope

Grandboy: I know it’s a BASEBALL BAT!

Me: Nope

Grandboy (exasperated): Auuugh gwumpa what is it?!?

Me: It’s a new refrigerator

Grandboy: That’s not cool…

Me: Are you kidding? What’s cooler than a refrigerator?!?!? Get it a refrigerator is cool

Grandboy: Joke’s not cool, gwumpa