St George

Grandboy (with his walking stick in hand, and the stick trailing behind him: Hmm hm hmm hmm hmmmmm

Mamasan: Hey you’d better get your stick off the ground

Grandboy: Mom it’s not a stick, it’s a DRAGON (Winks to me)

Mamasan: What? O. A dragging stick. It’s a-draggin. A dragon. So funny.

What can I say? He’s a good student.