Me: Hey boy, come pick up these Legos.

Grandboy: UUUGH gwumpa I’m going to play with them LATERRRrrrrr…

Me: I almost stepped on one NOW. Please come pick them up.

Grandboy: Ok fine i pick them up. (starts cleaning) You know, you should be CAREFUL when you walk, or you gonna [exclaims] AAAAGH i STEPPED on a LEGO

Dog: …

Grandboy Stop laughing, Elvis. Not funny.

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It’s never to early to learn how to irony