Grandboy (Exasperated, looking out the window): Gwumpa why is the sun not up?

Me: Dunno

Grandboy: It’s 6:02. 6:02 gwumpa. (Looks out the window again) Sun is STILL not up. You said I can climb up in the attic in the morning. It’s morning. And chocolate ice cream for breakfast. I’m hungry can I eat my ice cream in the attic now?

O boy mamasan’s gonna get me for this one