Grandboy (looking over my shoulder as I am on my smartphone):Gwumpa wat game you playin?

Me: No game. Look.

Grandboy (nodding sagely): OOOH that’s because you’re OLK and OLK people don’t do fun things. Only little KIDS play games on phones.

Me (still reading): Yep, that’s how it works.

Grandboy: And when I get OLK I will do BORING things too but right now I’m just a kid and I can (starts dancing and spinning)

Me (watches him dance and bounce)

Grandboy (eventually stopping, then looks over at my phone): Gwumpa wat game you playin?

Shhhh… Short Attention Span Theatre in progress