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Only the strong prevail

Me: Hey where’s my hug? I didn’t get one

Grandboy (backing away): Gwumpa no you got weak soldiers in you I’ll be weak if they come over and I can’t fight when the bad guys come in the house.

Me: Yep you’re right, I’m still weak

Grandboy: Mama got strong soldiers she protect us when you get weak.


Castle Doctrine student in training here.

SAST

Grandboy (looking over my shoulder as I am on my smartphone):Gwumpa wat game you playin?

Me: No game. Look.

Grandboy (nodding sagely): OOOH that’s because you’re OLK and OLK people don’t do fun things. Only little KIDS play games on phones.

Me (still reading): Yep, that’s how it works.

Grandboy: And when I get OLK I will do BORING things too but right now I’m just a kid and I can (starts dancing and spinning)

Me (watches him dance and bounce)

Grandboy (eventually stopping, then looks over at my phone): Gwumpa wat game you playin?


Shhhh… Short Attention Span Theatre in progress