Grandboy (shouting excitedly): Gwumpa hey momma’s taking us to the NEWSEUM now!!!

Me: Newseum?

Grandboy: Yah the NEWSEUM where they have dinosaur BONES and all the FOSSILS and all kinda old things

Me: Well then why is it called a NEWseum if it has old things? Shouldn’t it be called an OLDseum instead?

Grandboy (rolling his eyes): GWUMPA that’s just how it’s called, I dunno WHY it’s called like that