Words can kill

Grandboy (coming in to cuddle with me on my temporary cot bed**): Wow Gwumpa this sure is smaller than your real bed.

Me (snoozily): Yep.

Grandboy: But it’s very CUTE

Me: Yep. Here I scooted over for you.

Grandboy (climbing over every one of my body parts): There’s no room for momma to cuddle on here.

Me: Nope, just room for us two.

Grandboy: YAH if momma tries to cuddle on here she fall off and BREAK the GROUND

Me: Shhh not too loud boy

** I’ve boxes still on the”real” bed since drywall repair is still underway. Good thing I like camping, haha