Mamasan (on speakerphone): Dad, what do you think I used for this site’s user ID and password?

Me (chuckling): I don’t know what you would have used… maybe try [email address]?

Grandboy (piping up): GWUMPA wat you mean you don’t know? You know EVERYTHING.

Me (laughing) I don’t know EVERYTHING, [grandboy’s name]…

Grandboy (whispering to mamasan loudly): How he know it’s me talking…?!?!

Me: Cuz I know EVERYTHING, boy

Took the grandboy to see the Donald Trump biography that’s out in cinemas now.

He thought he was watching The Angry Birds movie. If nothing else, the computer graphics were fantastic