Only the Shadow knows…

Mamasan (on speakerphone): Dad, what do you think I used for this site’s user ID and password?

Me (chuckling): I don’t know what you would have used… maybe try [email address]?

Grandboy (piping up): GWUMPA wat you mean you don’t know? You know EVERYTHING.

Me (laughing) I don’t know EVERYTHING, [grandboy’s name]…

Grandboy (whispering to mamasan loudly): How he know it’s me talking…?!?!

Me: Cuz I know EVERYTHING, boy