Grandboy (shaking the bars of a gate): Hey Gwumpa let’s pretend we’re the bad guys and have to break our way out…

Me: How bout this? Let’s pretend we’re the good guys and the bad guys trapped us in a cage. They are making us dependent on their federal aid.

Grandboy: YAH Gwumpa we have to call our good guy friends to help us join a team and stop them.

— If the boy’s going to pretend, might as make it head in a practical direction