Grandboy: GWUMPAAAA you hugging me too hard. You gonna pop meeee

Me: Ok I’ll hug more softly

Grandboy: And then you’ll have no kid any more

Me: Eeek that won’t be any good.

Grandboy: And then your mom, i mean my momma will be SOOO disappointed you kill me.

Me: Yes, she might even give me a time-out.

Grandboy: YAH. So hug me like THIS (gives me a hug).