Grandboy (playing a game): Oh [bleep]

Me: What? Grandboy: I said, ‘Oh [bleep]”

Me: That’s what I thought I heard. Don’t be saying that.

Grandboy: Oh that’s right Gwumpa. Little kids can’t say [bleep] only grown-ups can say [bleep].

Me: No one should be saying that. Please stop.

Grandboy: Ok I stop saying [bleep]. i won’t say [bleep] any more i promise.

Me: You just said it right now!

— Suddenly I had to turn away because I was reminded of a Monty Python skit that always made me laugh so much…