Me: Hey don’t walk on the floor. It’s mopped and very slippery.

Grandboy: Look I can walk on the floor (hops) and I can dance on the floor, Gwumpa (spins)

Me: O now look, you can fall on the floor, too. Cool trick.

Grandboy (picking himself up): That’s NOT FUNNY Gwumpa

Me: Then why am I laughing?

Grandboy (playing a game where double-jumping is vital to success): Uhhh Gwumpa help me

Me: You have to keep trying to learn how to get past this area. Jumping is as important as fighting.

Grandboy (falling again): AAAUGH hmmm

Me: Here, let me try

Grandboy: Yah! I can learn from you how to… (watches me fall, takes the controller) No thanks, I already know how to fall, Gwumpa.