Grandboy (laying on his back on the kitchen chair): Gwumpa you do this (kicks his legs in the air)

Me: No thank you.

Grandboy: You really should try it Gwumpa (kicks one leg up again)

Me: No thank you I don’t want to be laying on my back on the kitchen chair putting my feet in the air.

Grandboy: It’s relaaaaaxing… (smiles)

Me: I’ll think about it

Grandboy (triumphant): Yay!