Grandboy (fussing and walking in from the bathroom): Gwumpaaaaa

Me: Why are you fussing?

Grandboy: I spray momma’s perfume on my face and eye.

Me: Why did you spray perfume? You were supposed to be brushing your teeth.

Grandboy: I WAS brushing my teeth 🙁

Me: No you weren’t. You were spraying your face with perfume. That’s what happens when you aren’t doing what you should be doing.

Grandboy: So if I supposed to be spraying my face, I will really brush my teeth?

Me: Get back in there 🙂

Grandboy, carefully pulling apart his Lego masterpieces:  Gwumpa it’s good to take things apart because then you can build them up again, stronger.

Spoken like a future drill sergeant