Grandboy (fussing and walking in from the bathroom): Gwumpaaaaa
Me: Why are you fussing?
Grandboy: I spray momma’s perfume on my face and eye.
Me: Why did you spray perfume? You were supposed to be brushing your teeth.
Grandboy: I WAS brushing my teeth 🙁
Me: No you weren’t. You were spraying your face with perfume. That’s what happens when you aren’t doing what you should be doing.
Grandboy: So if I supposed to be spraying my face, I will really brush my teeth?
Me: Get back in there 🙂