Grandboy: Gwumpa, how you get this truck?

Me: I got a job and got paid for doing work, then I paid for the truck.

Grandboy: Everyone needs things.

Me: Yep.

Grandboy: Everyone needs jobs.

Me: Yep if you can work, you should. It makes you stronger and you help people get stuff done. And you get paid to do it.

Grandboy: I need a job now?

Me: No, yes, well kind of. Your job right now is to go to school and do what your momma tells you. Your momma and I will take care of the rest.

Grandboy: Yah! And my other job is to sing songs to make the red light turn green, like this: “Go away, go away, red light go away” SEE IT TURNED GREEN I’M DOING A JOB SEE?!!?!