I’m teaching the grandboy life-savings skills today.

Grandboy (holding something upside-down over his head): Lookit me! Look Gwumpa hey look look at me!)

Me: AAAUGH quick put that down…! Don’t touch that. Don’t even look at it.

Grandboy: What? That’s momma’s purse.

Me: Yep if anything happens or anything is missing you don’t want to be part of that. Put it down to be safe.

Grandboy: No, it’s ok. I be careful (shaking the purse that’s still upside-down over his head)

Me: Boy, you gotta lotta learnin’ to do…