Grandboy: I can have cookie? I’ll ask mom.

Me: No, you got in trouble. You don’t ask for special treats after you get in trouble.

Grandboy: Well, what I do then?

Me: You wait. And don’t go asking mom for a cookie. Please wait til your mom offers you one.

Grandboy: O no, I don’t think that’s a good plan, Gwumpa. (pout)