Me: Your room is a mess.
Grandboy: Yes. Why my room is a mess?
Me: You brought stuff in here and left it laying about.
Grandboy: Not me! Maybe a (makes scared face) CREEEATURE sneaked in here and left stuff.
Me: O I know. It was Santa Claus. He’s always sneaking into people’s homes and leaving stuff around.
Grandboy:Yes! Santa Claus messed up my room!
Mamasan is going to have a talk with me soon I think š