Monkeys and cars

Grandboy: Those people, they, they all driving cars.

Me: Yep, they are all driving cars.

Grandboy: Why they driving cars?

Me: Dunno. Maybe they are getting food or going to work or seeing friends.

Grandboy: Monkeys don’t drive cars.

Me: Nope. Monkeys don’t drive cars. Why not?

Grandboy: Cuz they will crash the cars and hurt people. [BOOM SCREECH] AAAUGH!!!!

Me: Hm. YOU don’t drive cars.

Grandboy: No I don’t drive cars, gwumpa [makes face, rolls eyes]

Me: Then you must be a monkey.

Grandboy: NO GWUMPA I a boy. I a boy not a monkey.

Me: You like bananas. Monkeys like bananas, and don’t drive cars.

Grandboy. GWUMPA now my head is hurting. No more talking please…

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