The grandboy’s epic monster v superhero battles now include traffic infractions (i.e. running red lights) and post-clash coffee breaks.

“Ok you never go through red light again?”

“No not again superman”

Grandboy: Those people, they, they all driving cars.

Me: Yep, they are all driving cars.

Grandboy: Why they driving cars?

Me:  Dunno.  Maybe they are getting food or going to work or seeing friends.

Grandboy: Monkeys don’t drive cars.

Me: Nope.  Monkeys don’t drive cars.  Why not?

Grandboy: Cuz they will crash the cars and hurt people. [BOOM SCREECH] AAAUGH!!!!

Me:  Hm.  YOU don’t drive cars.

Grandboy: No I don’t drive cars, gwumpa [makes face, rolls eyes]

Me: Then you must be a monkey.

Grandboy: NO GWUMPA I a boy.  I a boy not a monkey.

Me: You like bananas.  Monkeys like bananas, and don’t drive cars.

Grandboy.  GWUMPA now my head is hurting.  No more talking please…

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