The grandboy’s epic monster v superhero battles now include traffic infractions (i.e. running red lights) and post-clash coffee breaks.
“Ok you never go through red light again?”
“No not again superman”
Day: June 20, 2015
Monkeys and cars
Grandboy: Those people, they, they all driving cars.
Me: Yep, they are all driving cars.
Grandboy: Why they driving cars?
Me: Dunno. Maybe they are getting food or going to work or seeing friends.
Grandboy: Monkeys don’t drive cars.
Me: Nope. Monkeys don’t drive cars. Why not?
Grandboy: Cuz they will crash the cars and hurt people. [BOOM SCREECH] AAAUGH!!!!
Me: Hm. YOU don’t drive cars.
Grandboy: No I don’t drive cars, gwumpa [makes face, rolls eyes]
Me: Then you must be a monkey.
Grandboy: NO GWUMPA I a boy. I a boy not a monkey.
Me: You like bananas. Monkeys like bananas, and don’t drive cars.
Grandboy. GWUMPA now my head is hurting. No more talking please…
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