Penalty on the calvinball play
I was chasing the grandboy around the couch to get the little nerf football from him. He had just got back from visiting with his uncle who is an American football fan, so he is in sports mode now.
As we were racing around the couch he pulls out a pretend handgun and shoots me down and then does a little dance.
I throw a red flag on the play. Everyone knows grandstanding is unsportsmanlike.