I’m reading to the grandboy before his nap.

He picks up a toy mobile phone and starts talking: “Ok hold on; I’m reading a story with gwumpa, I’ll call you back later.”

I suppress a giggle and continue to read.  He starts pushing buttons on the phone.

“Hey,” I stop, “are you listening to the story or playing?!?”

“GWUMPA”, comes the reply, “I’m TEXTING my MOM”