Cephalopod molluscs in disguise

I wonder how long it’ll take my grandson to realise that I call that one guy “Octopus Prime” on purpose.

He keeps gently correcting me like I’m soft in the head 🙂

Weapons of mad distraction

I’m filling up the truck at a local shop and am reminded of an encounter with the attendant at the register.

My grandson and I had gone in to get snacks and drink and of course the boy zeroes in on the bags of sweets…

“Chocolate. I want chocolate, pleeeeez”, sweetly he says as he points to the treasure assortment right at toddler arm level.

“No, not now. We’re here for other snacks. Chocolate is too messy on a hot day and you just got that clean shirt on. ”

“Pleeeeze” ☺ Again the cuteness.

The attendant, trying to be helpful: “We don’ sell chocolate. No chocolate here. No can get”

The boy and I look at the lunkhead with probably the same expressions on our faces…

The boy: “But. This. Chocolate.”

Attendant: “No. not chocolate”

And suddenly I can see how chocolate and WMD can become the same thing, in the right situation…

Gwumpas jumpin onna truck

Last grand-story for today, I promise

We were having a typical discussion yesterday while washing the truck in the driveway. I casually mentioned I was going to climb on top of the truck and would jump off, and was met with instant concern:

He: “NO GWUMPA no climbing onna truck. You fall down and and and bonk yer head.”

Me: “…and then momma calls the doctor…?”

He: “YAH and momma call the doctor and and the doctor, the doctor said..”

Me (singing triumphantly, having set up the joke): “…no more monkeys jump…”

He: “NO NO GWUMPA doctor said, ‘No more gwumpas jumping onna twuck'”

Tell me a secret from over there, please

With this kid, even a whisper is deafening. Seriously, don’t ask him to tell you a secret.

Loud and slobbery, like a goofy dog or a bad date

Way out

Ah. It seems my grandson doesn’t just exit a slide in the play area as much as he propels himself out with all the gusto of a fired-up paratrooper… and follows up with karate parkour moves

Nonap

Ok, so THIS happened during a “nap”

Nothing a little charge won’t fix

Dishwasher stopped working. Grandboy asked what was wrong with it and I said the power’s not going to it for some reason.

“See? No lights. No power.”

“Ah gwampa no power it no working. It’s dead.”

“Yep”

“You gotta charge it, gwampa. Get the batteries charged, then it’s working again! Plug it in gwampa plug it in ok?”

Berry funny gwumpa

Gwampa wot’s daaaat? Wot’s dat ting?

Nooo haha your phone is in your hand you silly THAT’S a phone

I don’ know what that’s ting inna picture