Gwumpas jumpin onna truck
Last grand-story for today, I promise
We were having a typical discussion yesterday while washing the truck in the driveway. I casually mentioned I was going to climb on top of the truck and would jump off, and was met with instant concern:
He: “NO GWUMPA no climbing onna truck. You fall down and and and bonk yer head.”
Me: “…and then momma calls the doctor…?”
He: “YAH and momma call the doctor and and the doctor, the doctor said..”
Me (singing triumphantly, having set up the joke): “…no more monkeys jump…”
He: “NO NO GWUMPA doctor said, ‘No more gwumpas jumping onna twuck'”