Spidurrrr
Teaching the littleun about yardwork and coffee breaks. And spiders.
“Spidurrrr!!” cries he.
“Spider? Oh yah, that’s a spider.”
“Spidurrrr!!”, he repeats, still unsure of the situation.
“It’s ok. It won’t get you.”
“Won’t get youuuu?”
“No, unless it’s a jumpy spider.”
“Ohhhhh”
“Let’s see… what kind IS it? Hmmm.” [we get closer]
[me] “A JUMPY SPIDER!!! AHHHH”
[he] “Ahhhhhh!!!!1!!”